The Phantom of the Pepys

To be a famous diarist! (As is every blogger's dream ...) For consider the delight of being the namesake of a "phantom island", such as Pepys Island, off the coast of South America. Take care to distinguish the "phantom island" from the "lost land"; the former never existed, while the latter (supposedly) did, but was blown up and/or sunk and/or abducted by the Bermuda Triangle. (Kramer to Newman: "How come the water stays in the Bermuda Triangle?") And behold Frisland, which goes by many monikers, including (my favorite) "Fixland". The fix is in!



But that's where Atlantis is supposed to go! No wonder they don't exist.