Wenches!

Hey, ladies, I mean persons, I mean wenches! If you're feeling Post this Halloween, consider the classic pirate wench costume, with which you can express your real love of pirates, amidst the cavalier misdirection of a fake rejection of liberal feminism.



This showed up in my Gmail ads, which means I was using the word "wench" one too many times in my emails. (Thanks, Samuel Pepys!)