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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

this means war!



Apparently some Aussie knobheads are "avenging" Steve Irwin's death by killing stingrays & chopping their tails off. Um, that's dumb. The stingray war machine is no doubt gearing up for retaliatory strikes.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5338118.stm

2 Comments:

Blogger Simon said...

Do we know what happened to the offending stingray? It would have been far cooler had Mr. Irwin just lost a leg and then spent his remaining years in bitter search of the great beast.

7:12 PM  
Blogger C. Q. Cumber said...

I think the offending stingray is still at large, which opens an awesome opportunity for the sea world to hold a massive tribunal to sit in judgement on this murderous beast. Headed by Chief Justice Peter Lorre, this tribunal would consist of representatives from the various sea species who, after a period of deliberation, would condemn the stingray to an eternity of community service, teaching idiot dolphins how to speak.

5:36 PM  

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