Apparently some Aussie knobheads are "avenging" Steve Irwin's death by killing stingrays & chopping their tails off. Um, that's dumb. The stingray war machine is no doubt gearing up for retaliatory strikes. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5338118.stm
Do we know what happened to the offending stingray? It would have been far cooler had Mr. Irwin just lost a leg and then spent his remaining years in bitter search of the great beast.
I think the offending stingray is still at large, which opens an awesome opportunity for the sea world to hold a massive tribunal to sit in judgement on this murderous beast. Headed by Chief Justice Peter Lorre, this tribunal would consist of representatives from the various sea species who, after a period of deliberation, would condemn the stingray to an eternity of community service, teaching idiot dolphins how to speak.
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Do we know what happened to the offending stingray? It would have been far cooler had Mr. Irwin just lost a leg and then spent his remaining years in bitter search of the great beast.
I think the offending stingray is still at large, which opens an awesome opportunity for the sea world to hold a massive tribunal to sit in judgement on this murderous beast. Headed by Chief Justice Peter Lorre, this tribunal would consist of representatives from the various sea species who, after a period of deliberation, would condemn the stingray to an eternity of community service, teaching idiot dolphins how to speak.
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