Three words: ZOMBIE VERSUS SHARK.

Mad props to Derek, who works in the office of my department, for alerting me to the existence of the Italian film Zombie, which features (according to Derek) the only cinematic staging of zombie vs. shark to date.

IMDb associates the following "plot keywords" with this film:
Blood / Cannibalism / Cemetery / Eye Skewering / Intestines

And, let us not forget, a zombie fights a shark.

We must see this film, and soon.

Bull shark attacks boat; captain weeps like little girl.

Florida news reports that the "crew of a shrimping boat had to be rescued after a shark took out the ship’s propeller":

Captain Roger Schmall said a group of sharks had been slamming into the Christy Nichole’s hull for four days, the News-Press of Fort Myers reported. But then a 14-foot bull shark broke the boat’s tail shaft, leaving Schmall and his crew of two adrift about 100 miles off the coast.

“It’s pretty scary when you’re sitting there and you got all that water coming in,” Schmall said.

What more can you expect from a man named Captain Schmall?? I would have eaten his propeller myself. Schmall indeed. Do they let just any weenie captain a boat these days?

The bull shark: doesn't sweat the Schmall stuff.